
Our friends Kendra and Mike are what Abby would call โgood cookers.โ Mikeโs a legit restaurant guy, and Kendra is an all-around enthusiast, with excellent taste, who happens to know her way around a kitchen. In other words, they can be trusted. A couple of weeks ago, Kendra poked her head into my office and said, โYou know what you gotta make for the girls?โ
โLaser-cut paper doll dioramas of unicorns frolicking in shimmering fields of goldenrod?โ I said.
โNo, dude. Stromboli. Mike and I made one this weekend, and it was insane.โ
Stromboli? Hereโs what I knew about Stromboli: Nothing. Or, thatโs not quite true. I had a vague sense it was something I shoveled into my mouth a few times in college, at 2am, after several bottles of Golden Anniversary beer. I think. The point is, it was not what you would call a โmindfulโ eating experience. (I think I also remember tipping my head back andย drinking the cup of marinara dipping sauce it came with; hey, I was hungry!) But last week, Stromboli and I got to know each other a little more deeply. I made one to eat โ at halftime; thatโs how quick and easy it is โ while we sat on the couch and watched the NFL playoffs. The kidsย could not have cared less about the game, but the Stromboli won in a rout. After cleaning her plate, Abby declared: โThatโs the best thing youโve ever made all year.โ If I were a betting man, Iโd put a lot of money on this happening again for the Super Bowl. โ Andy
Step One: Spread 16-ounce dough (leave it out on the counter for an hour, to make it easier to ย work with; you can also, obviously, use homemade) on cookie sheet rubbed with olive oil; get it as far into the corners as possible.
Step Two: Sauce it up, almost to the edges. If you have homemade pizza sauce, awesome (homemade: mix together 1/3 cup olive oil, 1 15-ounce can diced tomatoes, one pressed garlic clove and let flavors meld for as long as youโve got). But honestly, a good storebought, like Don Pepino, is fine, too.
Step Three: Sprinkle on some fresh basil and dried oreganoโฆ
Step Four: Add your meat (skip if youโre going veg), and onions. At this point, I threatened to add roasted red peppers, but Jenny shot that down.
Step Five: Add spinach (thawed, squeezed, no trace of liquid) or kale or whatever vegetable you want and shredded mozz.
Step Six: Add a few dollops of fresh ricotta (optional, this is about 8-10 ounces, but you decide whatโs right for you!) and some grated parm (about 1/3 cup) if you want and red pepper flakes.
Step Seven: Very carefully (so as not to tear the dough), roll the dough up like a giant joint. Brush the top with olive oil and sprinkle with sea salt.
Step Eight: Put into 350ยฐF oven for 45 minutes to an hour, or until golden brown. Brush again with oil in the last five min. Slice into 1 1/2 inch thick pieces and serve.
Photo updated: November 2022
Yes. Yes. Heck yes.
Thank you for making me lol on a day when I really needed it โฆ
โStep Seven: Very carefully (so as not to tear the dough), roll the dough up like a giant joint.โ
Looking forward to trying the recipe.
Looks great. I have made mini versions, and because I am a glutton for punishment, I customize them for each of the kids.
Stromboli is a fantastic idea!
We love to make pizzas, but are sorta in a rut. This looks great! (Also, โthe jointโ comment made me lol. Never thought Iโd see that in a recipe!)
My mom is the queen of these. For some reason mine never ever come out as good as hers, but Iโm going to give it another shot โ I think weโve got all the necessary ingredients waiting at home!
Aww yeah. This is officially now the *first* thing I am going to bake in our new oven when it finally gets here. Thank you, Andy, for making me snort water all over my keyboard with the joint instruction!
My favorite part of this post is that you correctly wrote โcould not have cared lessโ instead of writing โcould have cared lessโ, which would have left me yelling at the computer screen, โIf they COULD have cared less, then why didnโt they?!โ Which is what I do every other time someone misuses this saying.
Ka-Pow! Canโt wait to try this one out. Iโm learning to cook from your site. Chili was a hit now Iโm moving down the road to Stomboli. Looking forward and thanks!
signed,
The westchester man/family that โstalkedโ you outside getting coffee in Tarrytown and again at dinner in Hastings!
Not only does this fall in the perfect place between calzone and pizza (two of my boysโ top food loves) but the fact that you referred to the rolling of this โlike a giant jointโ has made this recipe a frontrunner for the weekend. Thanks heaps!
My mom is famous for these. She goes all the way Italian style with provolone, sweet peppers, ham, salami, and pepperoni. Seriously, whatโs not to love. Thanks for your rendition!
Ok, husband is gluten free but I am making the Stromboli!!!! Sounds/looks delicious. And like the others, I snort-laughed when I read, โโฆlike a giant joint.โ Hilarious.
That looks great & so easy. And you can make so many varieties. I can only assume that is pizza dough, right?
love that you said joint.
and yes we will make this for superbowl. amazing as always.
โshot my sh*t downโ and โlike a giant jointโ. 2 more reasons why this i my favorite food blog of all time. this will be dinner tomorrow.
Oh yes! DP Dough in Amherst? That brought me back and I am definitely making Stromboli this weekend.
Ok, one that looks delicious. And twoโฆthe fact that you told us to roll it like a giant joint is just the icing on the cake. Thanks for that. ๐
OH!! so THATโs what Stromboli is! Since I was a kid I thought it was some esoteric Italian impossibility with meat balls and such a complex sauce no one but authentic Sicilian grandmothers would dare brave itโs assembly. This, however, is perfect bachelor food! Thank You!
This looks like a homerun for our house. And I can hideโฆahemโฆ ADD veggies? Bonus points.
Als0 โ roll it like a giant joint? you win.
Reminds me of making homemade calzones which I make on a weekly basis and customize for everyone ๐
Did you really just say โlike a joint?โ Ha! This post is awesome and wonderful in so many ways. Thank you!
Bahaha! โLike a giant jointโ
And this is why I love DALS: I come for the recipes and heartwarming stories and end up laughing out loud at the โrealnessโ of you two. Now Iโm wondering how you would explain the rolling to your little girls ๐
I have to echo everyone else the โshot my sh*t downโ & โlike a jointโ comments had me cracking up. Sounded very much like the college guy you describe in the beginning of your post, I can even see the beer sitting next to you as you wrote it.
LOVE THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to say though that I hate that the security question comes after the submit button because I miss it every time.
Definitely adding that to my list! Anything pizza-esque is an absolute guaranteed winner here. Just wanted to let you know I made the no-knead bread (Jim Lahey) and I cannot believe how good it was. Incredible! It got me all worked up and I borrowed a copy of โArtisan Bread in 5 Minutes a Day.โ I may give up my day job and make bread for a living โ thatโs how good it is!!!!! Thanks for the post on it!
I canโt wait to do this!!!! My kids and husband will love this!!!!