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Schmaltzy Croutons

By February 14, 2021May 19th, 2022No Comments

I am not a big kitchen gear person, and yet, if Iโ€™m not careful, I can end up with a thousand knives and stirring spoons and pots and bowls on my counter after making theย simplestย dinner, resulting in some epic, soul-crushing clean-ups. Somewhere along the line, I decided that my littleย Victorinox serrated knifeย was the only knife for chopping tomatoes, and my 8-inch chef knife is the only one for slicing an avocado, when really, if I werenโ€™t such a princess, the serrated knife could absolutely do both jobs on nights Iโ€™m prepping both. So since last March, when my kitchen (and yours, presumably) turned into an all-hours diner, Iโ€™ve been more mindful about what Iโ€™m pulling out of drawers and cabinets. If Iโ€™m tossing vegetables in olive oil in a large mixing bowl, can I just use that large bowl for serving the salad? That jam jar containing a tiny bit of leftover homemade vinaigrette โ€” canโ€™t I just build on whatโ€™s there to make a different vinaigrette instead of dirtying a whole new jar? Do I even need to rinse the cast-iron skillet after lunch since Iโ€™ll probably use it again at dinner?

As Glennon Doyle* would remind me: I CAN DO HARD THINGS!

Thatโ€™s how I ended up discovering these croutons. After roasting chicken legs (which would be shredded and tossed into a salad), I was about to take outย anotherย sheet pan to bake some croutons when my new mindfulness kicked in. What if I just roasted the croutons on theย sameย baking sheet, in the sheen of fat that dripped off the chicken? Iโ€™d save myself a pan to wash, and croutons baked in chicken fat? As my husband would say โ€œItโ€™s not like itโ€™s gonna beย bad.โ€

He was correct of course. It is here when I call up this sentence I wrote forย Real Simple in 2002: โ€œItโ€™s just the thing to take a meal from ho-hum to how nice!โ€ (In the margin, I got a โ€œLOVE!โ€ from my favorite editor, which is why I always remember it. Hi Tom!)

Note: The salad is the most basic supermarket-bagged romaine, grape tomatoes, avocado, chives, minced red onion, croutons, with a vegan Caesar dressing from myย next book. (I realize vegan Caesar drizzled on chicken pieces makes exactly zero sense.) So you can see: There was a lot of pressure on those croutons to deliver, but they did.

*worth aย New Yorkerย subscription to readย Ariel Levyโ€™s profile of Glennon Doyleย this week

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